legendary tweets from legendary artists
Every night, 200 feral cats are released to prowl Disneyland after guests have gone home. The cats are a great way to control the rodent population, keeping the park free of any mice not named “Mickey.”
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.
are you satan
i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses :) (this is what i do to avoid math) (it was so difficult and took me forever) (appreciate it please omg)
What’s really the point in continuing with something when you aren’t even in good terms to do it? And when you have tried to continue, all you feel is failure. You end up feeling worse and then you realize you can’t keep going on any more. Sometimes we all just need a break to fix ourselves, to put the pieces back together, to better ourselves. And one day you will get better, and you will be stronger.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.